The real Julia Roberts, not so pretty

Julia Roberts is no different than anyone else who has ever fallen into deep infatuation...several times. The only difference between her and a non-celebrity is that when she speaks there's a reporter there taking it all down. Then it comes out in print or sounds bites for the whole world to see and hear, and remember forever. The rest of us just annoy our friends and family with exclamations of our 'love'. Julia annoys the world. Anyway, with her record she should know better than to make these kinds of

She dated Sean Penn? When was that?

But of course she's not thinking 'Oh, this will be soo embarrassing when we break up!' because she's thinking 'I KNOW this one is going to last forever! And this time, I'll be right'.

I'm definitely in! I give them 18 months before the rumours of marital discord start flying.

geez, thats being a bit generous isnt it?

I'll go for 15 months. And what's this about her dating Sean Penn?

I'll take 15 months! Just enough time for Ben's baby to be born, the magazine covers to appear, and the Enquirer to publish a couple 'Ben and Talisa with a baby carriage!' photos. Then, Mr. Moder will be silently dispatched, ala Larry Fortensky.

Well, Julia did last two years with Lyle Lovett.

I'm trimming it to 18 months, 'cause don't forget Ben Bratt has a baby on the way. Once the kid is born, and the photos of the happy Mr. & Mrs. Bratt and the Bratt Brat start appearing in the press, I expect Mrs. Moder to start getting that runaway bride feeling again.

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(sigh)...Ambrose, did you forget your meds again? Poor baby, let me get them for you....

I think there's a much more insidious way for Vera to get Julia back - she can offer her story to a prominent entertainment outlet. This outlet can do an 'expose'. I don't think many people saw the 'A Low Vera' shirt, and Julia's 'hobby' of going after attached men can be explored. Better yet - have Steve Kmetko be the host - isn't he her favorite interviewer?

Although Ambrose's method would be highly entertaining..

Cyn - The way to get to Julia is to humiliate her - plain and simple. Keeper of George Clooney and The Rock

If anything I think that B.B.'s family status would prompt her to stay married even if she didn't want to.