I try, what can I say, I try. One has to be a little obsessive-compulsive to figure out what the Illuminati are up to at all times.
I would not call my stuff inventions, however, but rather discoveries.
In the Samantha Runnion case, the Illuminati took the trouble of implicating me, as well as Heidi Klum.
The suspect is named Alejandro, my name is Nicholas Alexander Kaffes.
I had not been back in California since 1987, until my recent vacation trip there from July 11 to July 14. On July 14, we drove from San Diego to Las Vegas, passing through Riverside County, where Samantha was apparently murdered on July 15.
In the case of poor Heidi, they made an even stronger implicating story:
On February 27, 2002, she appeared on the Los Angeles-based Jay Leno show wearing black. That same day, the police identified the body of little Danielle Van Dam in San Diego.
On July 17, 2002, George Stephanopoulos appeared on the Jay Leno show wearing black. That same day, the police identified the body of little Samantha Runnion.
The next day, July 18, Heidi was in Los Angeles again, at a Beverly Hills celebrity gala. She was wearing black:
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Why July 18? From February 27 to July 18 there are 141 days:
141 = 3 * 47
From February 27 to June 1, Heidi's birthday, there are 94 days:
94 = 2 * 47
The number 47 is Masonic code for the Pythagorean Theorem.
In this year's 'Sports Illustrated' swimsuit issue, Heidi's photographic segment starts on page 94 and ends on page 141.
Sorry, Heidi, for writing all this, but now we are co-conspirators, at least the Illuminati want us to appear so.
