Chris is going to fill stadiums? Is Paula out of her mind?

What's with these cliches that Paula utters every week? As Howard Stern says, she just parrots Randy's opinion and then adds some ridiculous tushie licking line.

Can't they get a real female judge who actually had a singing voice, or is it now an inside joke that people will listen for her moronic stuff and laugh about it the next day?

Debbie Gibson might be a good replacement. Courtney Love would be a hysterical replacement!

She meant his concrete-pouring job. The star of the show has slowly changed from villain Simon to train wreck Paula.

Courtney Love would be a

please not. she's filthy and roguish. I feel like i need to be dipped in antibacterial scurb after seeing her on my tv screen.

Yes, that was a bit bizarre. Well ... more than a bit.

I figured he was offered a job at Ticketmaster.

I just want her to make up her mind whether she wants to be a pissed off bitch like she was Tuesday (probably due to a threat to her job) or drunk off her ass like last week. Find a personality and stick with it!

If they do get rid of Paula, what about having the other contestants be the third judge? I'd find that more interesting than Debbie or Courtney.

I think there'd be *slightly* more allegations about sleeping with contestants

Probably because there 'credibility' would be called into question the first time they gave an opinion contradictory to either fans or Simon. It would be waaaaay too easy for Simon to turn to someone like, say Carmen Rassmussen or Vonzell and say 'What the hell do you know? You didn't come close to winning.' It would have to be someone big like Kelly or Clay, neither of which would do it. But I agree wholeheartedly, Paula MUST be replaced.

A ridiculous statement in the wake of a weak performance.

I heard Courtney Love has chronic back pain. In fact, she almost lost custody of her kid over it.

Debbie Gibson?!? No wait